There is evil in the world and it is in the form of soft drink.
In India a fundamentalist Hindu group are on the attack at what they see as the corrupting influence of the West by bringinout their own competition for the current big cola brands. They are being very honest about their secret ingredient, in fact it’s a major selling point: cow urine. It is being promoted as a health drink and the group claim that it will aid in liver disease, diabetes and cancer.
“Now you can get on the piss
and still be the designated driver.”